Tuesday, March 10, 2009

PLEASE HELP

We need a ride to Apache Junction, Arizona. I've posted an ad on Craigslist requesting a rideshare, but haven't received any replies. Please help!! If you're headed I-40 W out of Memphis, please let us know. My sister and I have sold all our earthly possessions, since we won't be needing them. Between the two of us we have $37.43 to help pay for gas. We must arrive before the Edwards family performs the ceremony and we're left behind!!
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11 comments:

  1. KloudesMarch 10, 2009 at 4:24 PM

    Ash,

    Iris said we should be sure and wear our horse t-shirts. Also, we should look for the orange dumpster out in front of their house.

    Kellye

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  2. AnonymousMarch 10, 2009 at 4:59 PM

    What in the world are you two thinking? You two should both seek some serious help. You have gotten involved with this family out in Arizona and none of you seem to be getting your answers out of the Bible. Suicide is for those who have no hope and no joy which we receive from the Lord.

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  3. AshleyMarch 10, 2009 at 5:39 PM

    Kellye,

    That would be awesome! But which color? Aqua, black, blue, brown, camo, fuchsia, green, lavender, mustard, navy, orange, light pink, dark pink, red, tie-dyed, turquoise, white, or yellow? lolrofl :)

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  4. AshleyMarch 10, 2009 at 5:43 PM

    Oh hey Kel,

    When I'm like four feet away from you, you can speak to me directly instead posting a comment on my blog. hehe xD

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  5. KloudesMarch 10, 2009 at 6:05 PM

    lol, Ash, I only get off my fat rear end when there's a snowball nearby to lean on. rofl. :p

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  6. AnonymousMarch 10, 2009 at 6:42 PM

    Remember, you'll know you're at the Edwards' house when you see the orange dumpster. No, it's not in front of the house, it IS the house.

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  7. KloudesMarch 10, 2009 at 7:07 PM

    NO, we aren't suicidal even though everyone thinks so now... even our church.

    You guys really are perverted creeps.

    I can see your Christian faith shining bright this evening.
    Pastor Anderson would be proud.
    I guess THIS is the Christianity I have been hearing about...

    If anyone is suicidal, it will be you when the chastisement comes.

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  8. AnonymousMarch 10, 2009 at 7:41 PM

    Lol, Anonymous, I know it's you!

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  9. KloudesMarch 10, 2009 at 7:43 PM

    Ash, Mission accomplished. Thanks for helping shut down the fake blogs. :p

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  10. AnonymousMarch 10, 2009 at 7:49 PM

    This is Hellion Edweird, we do not liv in the dumbster, why did zsuzsa dich us at the fare, WE HOLD STUCKY PERSUNLY RESPONSABLE IF ANITHING HAPPINS TO THE ORANGE DUMBSTER!!!

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  11. AnonymousMarch 11, 2009 at 12:08 PM

    Looks like YOU Kelley are being Chastised! Your the one hating life. Were having a SUPER time!

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